one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer and there was a fuckign shaRK
Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?
me: ah yes time to start my homework
me: *opens tumblr*
me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*
me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody*
me: *rearranges room*
me: *reads les mis*
me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*
me: *writes a novel*
me: *publishes novel*
me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*
me: *takes the ring to mordor*
me: *defeats lord voldemort*
me: well its too late to start it now
You have not felt true fear until you have to retrieve the shark you just killed in far cry 3.